breastpumps
- Age / Gender:
- 27, Female
- Location:
- AZ
- Joined:
- 4/9/11
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I have a serious case of scabies. I know all things quadradical. I have an irrational fear of mayonnaise. I find pretentiousness incredibly charming. I love big fat fucking bowel movements.
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5/4/11 by breastpumps
If I were a girl( Im mostly machine now) I would still try to find love. I am sensitive and I only have a few years left in these hands( Im upgrading) I need a simple love, the kind of love that only requires bits of celery and m&m's to sustain a life while locked in a basement. This basement will be adequate with chains, used car batteries, lions eyes, and sex. I am and forever will be a romantic. okay?
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| Eddsworld Credits Theme | Video Game Song |
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Mango
Rated 4.1808 Stars
Mango! Mango! Mango!
Music Video
Wonders of the Universe 1
Rated 4.4184 Stars
To boldly relax where no man has relaxed before in this Pilot Episode!
Comedy - Original
Fucking Sweet Fred 02
Rated 2.8057 Stars
Fucking Sweet Fred goes to the Sandwich Shop
Comedy - Original
FRUIT
Rated 4.3379 Stars
A hungry man arrives in Clocktopia.
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