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I have a serious case of scabies. I know all things quadradical. I have an irrational fear of mayonnaise. I find pretentiousness incredibly charming. I love big fat fucking bowel movements.

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2011-05-04 12:14:09 by breastpumps

If I were a girl( Im mostly machine now) I would still try to find love. I am sensitive and I only have a few years left in these hands( Im upgrading) I need a simple love, the kind of love that only requires bits of celery and m&m's to sustain a life while locked in a basement. This basement will be adequate with chains, used car batteries, lions eyes, and sex. I am and forever will be a romantic. okay?